A Twitter-diehard tried Mastodon and this is what happened
a story of agony and twisted love
Once upon a time there was a girl who loved a bird. She didn’t mean to fall in love, in fact at first she made fun of the stupid little thing, but as time went on, she just kept feeding it and feeding it and one day the bird got a new owner who overfed it until it got sick and that same day she looked at the enormous amount of…